Asked by inkwolf on Tue 14, Mar 2017 01:26pm :
There was a man who wanted more than anything to play the pipes. Don't
remember how, but he got a wish granted to him by a fairy or leprechaun or
something, who asked, "Do you want to play the pipes to please others, or
to please yourself?" The man replied that he would prefer to please
himself. After that, he spent all his free time happily playing the pipes,
but he had to play them indoors in his house, because nobody else could
stand to hear him playing.